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	That&#8217;s right, boys and girls!  I know most of you come in here thinking, jeez, I sure wish I didn&#8217;t just look for &#8220;grandma&#8217;s loose pussy&#8221; on google search, but we all ...</description>
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            <title>Search Terms</title>
            <description>	Just some search terms for you within the last few days.  These people actually visit this site after searching for the following terms.  Enjoy.
	brazilian bitches
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            <title>The Talent Agency</title>
            <description>	There&#8217;s this small talent agency on the corner, and this small Asian man in his 40s comes through the door, saying he&#8217;s got the greatest act anybody&#8217;s ever seen!  The talent agent looks at him and asks him what it&#8217;s about.  The Asian man, a small, thin, ugly ...</description>
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            <title>Why No Posts Lately?</title>
            <description>	I&#8217;ll just let you know that I&#8217;ve been swamped with side projects for what seems like the last month or so, and I do feel like complete shit for not updating.  I tried putting up my best-of collection, but of course that doesn&#8217;t satiate all my loyal daily readers, ...</description>
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            <title>The Best of Dick Shagwell</title>
            <description>	Personally chosen by me, The Big Dick.  These are my favorites for whatever reason.  They represent my best work, and best exemplify the character and flavor you&#8217;ll find in most of my posts.  These are in chronological order, so for you psych majors, that means the oldest ...</description>
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            <description>	Phew!  She&#8217;s gone!  That was definitely something else!  
	I&#8217;ll fill you in later tonight.
	I hope you know it&#8217;s a real ball-breaker, too.

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            <description>	I decide to invite Georgia Girl and a couple of her friends to accompanty me to the country club, where we go swimming in the pool and sip mojitos under the sunbrellas.  We have a great time;  I throw her off the side of the pool, we have ...</description>
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            <description>	There&#8217;s no post for today, but I would just like to introduce my faithful readers to a new daily feature I think will really take off.  I&#8217;m calling it the Dick Shagwell Daily Challenge.
	Each day, after each beautifully-composed and well-written piece of heavenly prose I post, I will append ...</description>
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            <description>	Have you ever noticed how old people always seem to smell funny?  Of course you have.  Everyone has.  They emit gusts of repuslive redolence at every step.  It makes no difference geographically, either.  You can have reekers in the plains of Kansas, the piers of ...</description>
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